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I met this guy last night who thought he was rich just because his money had a dark reddish hue.He had vermillion dollars.
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What does a koala use at the gym?A eucalyptical machine.
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The Sunday BrunchlineWhy was the ballet dancer arrested for whittling down her ballet shoes?She was tied to a pointe-shaving scandal.
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Which baseball team from Phoenix is composed of sloppy-playing jackasses?The Error-zona D-Bags
