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What is the most talkative event in the summer olympics?Discus.
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Why did the umpire decide to cancel the baseball game for no reason?He felt like doing something arbiterary.
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The Sunday BrunchlineWhat spice makes the best bouncer at a MILF bar?Cardamom
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So there's this new fad among 12 year olds—it's all about being really into the feeling of relief as well as cuddly robot toys. It's kind of obscure, though—people truly into the fad are Phew and Furby 'Tweens.
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Why does a Sawzall make the best lover?Because it's a reciprocating saw!
