• THE SUNDAY BRUNCHLINE

    And god said to Adam “I shall grant unto thee a new type of onion. It shall be smaller than any onion before it. It shall be tastier and more distinguished as well. It shall grow in your garden for all years henceforth.”

    To which Adam relied “Shall it?”

    September 12, 2010

  • Did you hear about the cash-only bar that wouldn't accept Hamiltons?
    It was untenable.

    September 10, 2010

  • What '60s rock band sang mostly of deciduous trees of the genus Fagus having smooth gray bark, alternate simple leaves, and three-angled nuts enclosed in prickly burs?
    The Beech Boys.

    September 8, 2010

  • What did we drive before we got together?
    A Pre-us!

    September 6, 2010

  • the sunday brunchline
    Why did the woman demand to represent herself in the case of The Hairy Thief?
    It was hirsuite, after all.

    September 5, 2010

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