The JokemakersTumblr (3.0; @thejokemakers)http://thejokemakers.com/What did the Tibetan kid say to his dad when he asked him to carry his stuff up a mountain? What did the Tibetan kid say to his dad when he asked him to carry his stuff up a mountain?<br /> "Sherpa!"http://thejokemakers.com/post/1472649158http://thejokemakers.com/post/1472649158Thu, 04 Nov 2010 07:30:00 -0400What voting machines do you use if you want to lighten the weight of your font? What voting machines do you use if you want to lighten the weight of your font?<br /> Dieboldhttp://thejokemakers.com/post/1466876613http://thejokemakers.com/post/1466876613Tue, 02 Nov 2010 22:02:07 -0400Did you hear about the scary corridor full of puppies trying to kick their nursing habit? Did you hear about the scary corridor full of puppies trying to kick their nursing habit?<br /> It's called "Hall-o-wean."http://thejokemakers.com/post/1448379940http://thejokemakers.com/post/1448379940Sun, 31 Oct 2010 16:00:41 -0400THE SUNDAY BRUNCHLINE - GO GIANTS EDITIONDid you hear about that homeless horticulturist whose mother wrote an autobiography?<br /> It was called "Made A Son: Bum Gardener"http://thejokemakers.com/post/1446825262http://thejokemakers.com/post/1446825262Sun, 31 Oct 2010 10:39:00 -0400What Giants player are you if you are also an online destination for buyers and sellers alike? What Giants player are you if you are also an online destination for buyers and sellers alike?<br /> Uribe!http://thejokemakers.com/post/1441710080http://thejokemakers.com/post/1441710080Sat, 30 Oct 2010 18:46:23 -0400Did you hear about the girl with the cool ghost shirt? Did you hear about the girl with the cool ghost shirt?<br /> She had an amazing boo-tee.http://thejokemakers.com/post/1293247366http://thejokemakers.com/post/1293247366Sat, 30 Oct 2010 15:00:00 -0400What did the umpire say to the onion before it went for a swim in the deep fryer? What did the umpire say to the onion before it went for a swim in the deep fryer?<br /> Batter up!<br /> http://thejokemakers.com/post/1268744150http://thejokemakers.com/post/1268744150Thu, 28 Oct 2010 09:00:00 -0400What European country is totally broke? What European country is totally broke?<br /> Po'Land.http://thejokemakers.com/post/1256158354http://thejokemakers.com/post/1256158354Tue, 26 Oct 2010 07:00:00 -0400the sunday brunchlineWhat's the best type of decongestant to take before going to a Tea Party rally?<br /> Expect-a-rant.http://thejokemakers.com/post/1285697630http://thejokemakers.com/post/1285697630Sun, 24 Oct 2010 11:30:00 -0400What popular TV legal drama is about smelly yards? What popular TV legal drama is about smelly yards?<br /> Lawn Odorhttp://thejokemakers.com/post/1275497155http://thejokemakers.com/post/1275497155Thu, 21 Oct 2010 08:00:00 -0400What hard rock band is named after a biblical gossiping bag?  What hard rock band is named after a biblical gossiping bag? <br /> Sack Blabbethhttp://thejokemakers.com/post/1270820052http://thejokemakers.com/post/1270820052Tue, 19 Oct 2010 07:00:00 -0400THE SUNDAY BRUNCHLINEThere was this guy who kept making statues of my pork dinners. Turns out he was just busting my chops.http://thejokemakers.com/post/1262047746http://thejokemakers.com/post/1262047746Sun, 17 Oct 2010 11:30:00 -0400What former Eastern European city was a good place to go after college if you wanted to take your time figuring out your life? What former Eastern European city was a good place to go after college if you wanted to take your time figuring out your life?<br /> Stalingradhttp://thejokemakers.com/post/1283026421http://thejokemakers.com/post/1283026421Thu, 14 Oct 2010 13:00:00 -0400How come people who suffer from respiratory illnesses rarely have trouble paying the bill after a hearty meal? How come people who suffer from respiratory illnesses rarely have trouble paying the bill after a hearty meal?<br /> Because the coffers are full.http://thejokemakers.com/post/1292418960http://thejokemakers.com/post/1292418960Tue, 12 Oct 2010 09:00:00 -0400The Sunday brunchlineWhy do British petty thieves always film their robberies?<br /> Because the camera adds ten pounds.http://thejokemakers.com/post/1278006296http://thejokemakers.com/post/1278006296Sun, 10 Oct 2010 11:30:00 -0400I met this guy last night who thought he was rich just because his money had a dark reddish hue. I met this guy last night who thought he was rich just because his money had a dark reddish hue.<br /> He had vermillion dollars.<br /> http://thejokemakers.com/post/1255961382http://thejokemakers.com/post/1255961382Wed, 06 Oct 2010 10:51:02 -0400What does a koala use at the gym? What does a koala use at the gym?<br /> A eucalyptical machine.http://thejokemakers.com/post/1251077951http://thejokemakers.com/post/1251077951Tue, 05 Oct 2010 17:32:07 -0400The Sunday BrunchlineWhy was the ballet dancer arrested for whittling down her ballet shoes?<br /> She was tied to a pointe-shaving scandal.http://thejokemakers.com/post/1240489256http://thejokemakers.com/post/1240489256Mon, 04 Oct 2010 00:08:10 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9ou7uYMqt1qcwgjmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thejokemakers.com/post/1231407114http://thejokemakers.com/post/1231407114Sat, 02 Oct 2010 20:19:00 -0400Which baseball team from Phoenix is composed of sloppy-playing jackasses? Which baseball team from Phoenix is composed of sloppy-playing jackasses?<br /> The Error-zona D-Bagshttp://thejokemakers.com/post/1220231434http://thejokemakers.com/post/1220231434Fri, 01 Oct 2010 01:03:07 -0400